Monday, August 28, 2006
Red Sox? What Red Sox? I'm busy getting excited about... uh... the Lions... Jon Kitna... oh god. Right. That doesn't help.
Yeah. I'm getting excited about... MICHIGAN FOOTBALL. There we go. Wolverines. First game in less than a week! Woo. Football. Maize and blue. Back to school. I have to move into a new apartment. Jeez. This is all incredibly unhelpful.
Wait. I've got it.
Someone recently found this site by running a search for the phrase "nude pictures of Justin Verlander".
Ha ha! A proud moment in the history of Blue Cats and Red Sox. There we go. Something we can all be happy about.
For the record? I don't have any. And I very much doubt that any exist on the internet, unless his parents start posting photos of him as a baby in the bath or something. Sorry, anonymous and absurdly hopeful internet weirdo. Better luck next time.
Labels: baseball, Justin Verlander, MLB, random