Saturday, August 06, 2005
You know how sometimes you're just sitting around, and then all of a sudden you feel really, really nauseous?
And then you leap up and race into the bathroom and just start vomiting everywhere?
And you just can't stop throwing up, and your stomach is making all those awful heave-y motions until your abdominal muscles start to hurt, and your throat is searing something awful?
And then, by golly, it starts shooting out your nose too?
And then when you think you've thrown up everything there possibly is to throw up, your stomach just keeps on going and you heave bile for a while?
And then when you're done with that, you have the dry heaves for another hour or so, until you're lying on the cold tile floor in the bathroom, vomit probably everywhere, your nose and throat burning, all covered in tears and still gagging kind of weakly into the toilet?
Ha ha, yeah. That game!
Or, you know, food poisoning.