Saturday, September 18, 2004
Derek Lowe, Derek Lowe
We knew in our hearts he was gonna blow
He can't seem to give us any kind of nice throw
Thank god A-Rod's ball hit him on the toe
If he'd been in any longer I'd have more deep sorrow
Thank you dear Derek for that win-high deathblow
Oh wow, oh woe
For the abysmal pitching of Derek Lowe.
And is anyone else worried about how close the Michigan game was? Yes they won. Barely. I mean... San Diego State, people! Were they even supposed to be good?