Friday, March 28, 2003
What does it take to make a good blog?
Heck, I don't know, I make this turkey. It may be many things, but it sure ain't good.
But you definitely do not have to know how to make a good blog in order to recognize a bad blog when you see it. And I have seen many bad blogs in my time. Any sort of fool can make a bad blog. All you have to do is not know how to write. A exceedingly bad blog, though, is almost a work of art. And I have read an exceedingly bad blog just recently. It is beyond bad. It is beyond all comprehension of bad.
It is called Silly Billy, and it is by an obviously intelligent young lady who calls herself pRiNceSs jaNeTTe. Exactly like that.
I found this site because it was posted on the incomparable Scaryduck under the inauspicious title of 'the worst blog on the internet'. Having not read the majority of the blogs on the internet, I cannot say for sure whether or not this is the absolute worst, but it is assuredly up there.
You have to read it to believe it. I would not have thought it possible for anyone to write it, if it were not for the obvious fact that it's been written. Holy. Cats.
The Spanish V class is in the library with us today. Ms. DiMascio is IMing Svetlana's boyfriend, Big Poppa, right now. Tell me, does it get much better than that?
Today in biology Richie told us a story. It's probably only funny if you know who Richie is. Richie is the only kid in our biology class who can consistently get As without cheating. Richie is very, very, very smart. Richie does a lot of work. Richie is a good kid. Richie is a surpassingly good Mock Trial lawyer. Maura loves Richie.
Anyways, apparently some kid licked Richie's neck in school (to freak him out... I'm pretty sure it wasn't a coming-on sort of thing). Richie flipped out and started beating on this kid. He got the kid on the floor and started kneeling on his back, just whaling away on him. Zach (another Mock Trial star) attempted to pull Richie away, but Richie threw him off and went right on beating on the offending kid.
Ha ha. I laughed. So did the rest of the class.
I do not like this keyboard. I have it in my lap and I still am not enjoying it.
A number of French and Spanish students in here have downloading AIM onto the school computers, and they are all IMing each other across the library computer cubicles. Presumably this is less likely to get them in trouble than if they shouted to each other. I am not going to go to the trouble of downloading AIM onto this.... this CCS with a Pentium 4 processer.
What is CCS? A lot of the school computers seem to be made by it (them). This nasty little screen is a Hewlett Packard, which explains a lot. They gave us Woodrow, the severely amnesiac printer/scanner/copier/fax, and now they have apparently given us a tiny, overcurved little screen named Ergo Ultra.
Star-nosed moles are crrrrrrrrazy lookin' critters.
i gots constellations on my nose. you can navigate by 'em, you see.
Hum. There were some other things I wanted to blog about, but my mind has gone blissfully blank.
I support the American Cancer Society. And I've got the daffodils to prove it.
Well, I'm going to go do other non-school-related activities before school lets out for the weekend (thank cats!).
Thus ends the blog.
2:08 PM
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