Friday, February 07, 2003
I am in school again. It is Friday. It is snowing like the Frozen, Sinner-Chewing, Bloody-Slavering, Three-Faced Devil himself. Pardon my Dante-ism.
i love kate. she is the most fantastic person that i have ever met. i just thought that i should let you all blog-readers know. you should love her too. she is BEAUTIFUL!
That was Kate. We are in French, and she is not, but she is here anyways. I know not the reason. But I have decided to let her statement stand, for it is there, and I am too lazy to delete it.
I am supposed to be heading to New York tonight. Driving, mind you. This snow is going to make things rather difficult and evil. Wunderground.com says that Travel is not advised. I am going to bring provisions (in the form of candy, of course), just in case we are stranded somewhere and need some sugar to add seasoning to the gophers and other small mammals we will undoubtedly have to kill and cook IN ORDER TO SURVIVE.
Many people got dismissed these last few periods. I find it much more amusing to sit here and blog, since cat knows I wouldn't have time to do it when I got home. There remains packing to be done.
Our Mock Trial meet was cancelled today. This is incredibly terrible, because it means that there is a distinct possibility of our having two meets next week. Two trials in one week is not a good thing. But we shall have a meeting this Sunday, and all eventualities shall be discussed in depth.
Maddie is listening to the weather on the computer. There is video too. The storm that is over us right now looks damn nasty. They are saying 1-2 inches every hour until around 4pm. That would be a lot of snow.
Kate must defend her dignity. But it is hard to do that when you are a marsupial (as she is). Marsupials have internal... well, you know what it is.
When you are eating fruit salad, do you know what you are really eating? Ovary salad.
This I learned from my biology teacher. She told us this with great relish. And mustard too, perhaps.
I still can't hear the Spiderman 'Hero' song on the radio. I have to turn it off right away. This is terrible. I am completely and utterly ruined, and there is no hope of recovery in the near future.
1:52. School ends in a bit and a half.
This I do remember from my days at Arts at Tower:
How long does the average iguana live?
(a) half of its life
(b) a quarter of its life
(c) all of its life
(d) some of its life
Not sure why I recalled that just now. But I did. The answer is at the bottom of the blog.
Today in health we had some lab thing in the gym. We had to step up and down for three minutes and then take our pulse. Then we had to do sit-ups. Then we had to hang from a bar. Then we did the sit-and-reach. I did more sit-ups than Noah did, and that makes me happy.
Many people just got kicked out of the computer room. I have opinions on the computer room policies and those who enforce them, but I probably shouldn't make them public while here I sit.
Proximity alert! Proximity alert!
Danger averted for the moment. I shall remain vigilent.
Ce n'est pas un bon jour pour l'ecole.
I can't do accent marks on this stupid, worthless, non-Mac computer. This... well, it's got Intel Inside and a shiny silver sticker that says 'CCS' in some fancy writing, but I am still not sure just what it is. The screen is an AOC Spectrum 7Vlr. It is enormous. I am not sure what any of it is, but I am sure that it is all, if you will pardon the expression, crap.
Should only seniors be able to drive? That is the question. Sticker the cars, they say, sticker the cars.
It really stinks that Mock Trial got cancelled. I heard that it wasn't even the court that cancelled it, it was that cowardly St. John's Prep. They had fear of us. And rightly so, rightly so.
I could sit there and draw dinoflagellates all day long, and I would be content.
A quote from the Simpson's:
*small boy: "Now the monkeys can't bite me anymore. Oh no!" *monkeys come running at small boy. small boy slams door. small boy peers out of mail slot* "I am like candy to them."
Well, I laughed.
Printer Cartridges for this printer cost over $100 each. Please conserve whenever possible. Thanks.
Sound Force 505!!
Well, I am going to go look at some online comics and things. I will let you know of the New York journey just as soon as I can, because it is sure to be a rollicking good time. Assuming we ever get there, of course.
The answer, by the by, is (d). Obviously. You all ought to know better than to answer a multiple choice test with an absolute. Surely your teachers have told you to be wary of words like 'never' and 'all'. Silly folk.